A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said, "Boss, this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" This was
not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He then zipped up and remembering what his
secretary had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask a cup of coffee from his secretary. He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door open, did you see my jaguar park in there?" The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss, I didn't. All I saw was a Mini with 2 flat tyres."