Humour

Funny and Crazy Facts

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. 

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body that it could squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes long.  

A cockroach can live up to nine days without it's head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) 

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. 

The flea can jump up to 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a entire football field. 

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Butterflies can taste with their feet. 


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 

Right-handed people live, on an average, live nine years longer than left-handed people. 

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. 

A cat's urine glows under a black light. 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 

Starfish have no brains. 

Polar bears are left-handed. 


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. 

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