Marriage
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
* * * * *
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
* * * * *
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
* * * * *
When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
* * * * *
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
* * * * *
A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his
wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
* * * * *
Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by
then, it was too late."
* * * * *
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say -- talk in your sleep.
* * * * *
When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
* * * * *
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
* * * * *
A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his
wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
* * * * *
Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by
then, it was too late."
* * * * *
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say -- talk in your sleep.
* * * * *
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
* * * * *
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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