Teacher: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
Michael: “Just a minute I have to go pee.”
Teacher: “That would be rude and impolite.”
Teacher: “What about you Peter, how you would say it?”
Peter: “I truly am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”
Teacher: “That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.”
Teacher: “And you, Little Johnny, can you use your brains for once and show us your good manners?”
Little Johnny: “Darling, may I please be excused for a brief moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I am hoping you will get to meet after dinner.”
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