A bank customer in Ersboda, northern Sweden, got more than he bargained for when he made a withdrawal from a cash machine and pulled out his money, followed by a mouse.
Gholam Hafezi was mystified when he didn't get a receipt for his 700 kronor ($104) withdrawal, but noticed instead what looked like a shoe lace hanging out of the machine.
Hafezi grabbed hold of it and to his amazement realized it was the tail of a mouse, with the head and the rest of the body stuck inside the machine. “I pulled once more and then his tail came off,” said Hafezi who rushed in to the customer help desk at the neighbouring Coop Forum grocery store for help.
Staff at the store ignored his pleas, however, because the cash machine had nothing to do with the shop owners. Hafezi eventually got help from staff who were looking after trolleys, and together they managed to extract the rest of the rodent from the machine “One of them pulled out the mouse, and its head was left intact, although it was a little bloody. Then I got out my receipt,” Hafezi said.
However, the shocked bank customer remains uncertain whether the rogue rodent survived the ordeal. “I don’t know, but it was certainly still warm”, the shocked man replied, adding that he thought the mouse must have sneaked into the cash cartridge when the money was first loaded in.
Marriage
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
* * * * *
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
* * * * *
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
* * * * *
When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
* * * * *
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
* * * * *
A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his
wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
* * * * *
Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by
then, it was too late."
* * * * *
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say -- talk in your sleep.
* * * * *
When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
* * * * *
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
* * * * *
A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his
wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
* * * * *
Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by
then, it was too late."
* * * * *
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say -- talk in your sleep.
* * * * *
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
* * * * *
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
